wifi-wizerd:

LOOK AT HIM HE IS THE TEA

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nosdrinker:

everyone who reblogged this is my enemy

nosdrinker:

everyone who reblogged this is my enemy

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egberts:

i told my grandma i have a popular blog and she thinks i write professional reviews of food and movies

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jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

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edsock:

lamebert:

why dont they have viagra for self esteem

have you tried vodka

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stability:

bras are just boob mittens

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khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of genotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

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sunshineandboots:

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

Amennnnnnnnn!

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sexy-svetlana94:

The actual smell of rain comes from plants. When plants are in drought they produce oils in replacement for waters. When the time comes and it finally starts raining the plants get their needed water and they release these oils in the air and the smell of that oil is what we call smell of rain

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dashingdorks:

If only I could get fit during a song montage like Hercules did

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hell ye

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