People talk about how hard long distance relationships are but nobody talks about the struggle of long distance friendships. I would give my left leg right now to just be able to sit in our pjs and watch movies or to just be able to give a big fucking hug.
My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”
"I love the fact that your hand hasn’t left my waist since the moment you glided your arm around it. And just by studying the outline of your hips, I already know how perfectly they would fit into mine."
america is just all the people europe didnt likeI guess you could say they were All American Rejects
a transgender person has a child
they are now transparent
I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun
i think i just peed
*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable
none of that was expected.
I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise
*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this
well if you close your eyes