The Zodiac Signs as High School Cliques:
Taurus: Artsy Kids
Gemini: Debate Club Captain
Leo: Drama Club
Capricorn: Advanced Placement Scholar
Aquarius: Band Geek
My bunny Mocha likes to hang out in my guitar case
Finnish is a great language:
The spruce is on fire. = Kuusi palaa.
The spruce returns. = Kuusi palaa.
The number six is on fire. = Kuusi palaa.
The number six returns. = Kuusi palaa.
Six of them are on fire. = Kuusi palaa.
Six of them return. = Kuusi palaa.
Your moon is on fire. = Kuusi palaa.
Your moon returns. = Kuusi palaa.
Six pieces. = Kuusi palaa
But wait, do those all have different pronunciations?!
Nope, they are all exactly the same.
y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album and drinks their coffee black with 3.2 sugars and smokes cheap cigarettes on a balcony at 2:23 am” like….. chill
Male Legislators who think Birth Control pills only serve as contraceptives and are unnecessary:
The most gratifying thing to wake up to after backpacking up a strenuous 2700 ft elevation gain.
do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song